I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize