i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
high people should be assigned attendants
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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