They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
even my farts smell like vagina
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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