We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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