the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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