I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
