drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you win again, gameday.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
