remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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