Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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