Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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