I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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