But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
this beer tastes like vomit already
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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