Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
birth control should be required to get into college
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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