Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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