i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just found a bag of teeth...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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