We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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