Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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