Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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