I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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