i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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