just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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