Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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