So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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