People in love make me want to vomit
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
As shirtless as possible
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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