It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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