"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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