DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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