return my video game
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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