That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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