Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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