when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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