So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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