i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He shit in the fireplace
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