Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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