so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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