Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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