So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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