Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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