did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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