After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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