Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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