she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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