come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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