and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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