Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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