I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
