Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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