5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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