worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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