cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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