Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My bed smells like the plague
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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