dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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