Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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