That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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