he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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