hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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