I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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